Main Mistakes Men make in the bedroom

Get a clue!  (whether it be verbal or physical) 

Listen to your woman.  She will tell you or show you what she likes or wants.

 As previously discussed, Warming up that engine properly before you hit the accelerator.

In other words – foreplay, foreplay, foreplay!

Hose off n Trim the hedge.

Shit, Shower n Shave.  Seriously.

Voice it.

Use your sexy, deep “Barry White” voice to tell her when you like something.


Taking another look at the same view

Love  and other such pitfalls.

Love and other such pitfalls.

I don’t take life to seriously, honestly never have,  and I approach all relationships with a required sense of humor, which I feel strongly is a necessity for each of us to possess in order to simply survive our daily lives, much less,  regular interactions between men and woman.

Here, I offer a real female perspective as the main course, with a hint of male reasoning for flavor, smothered in a sweet sauce of amusing wit and topped with the occasional sprinkle of sarcasm.

As I see it, love can be a joke, and at times I’ve seen that men are the basic punchline, but the trials and tribulations of relationships are as real as they get and good, honest, advice is hard to come by.

Or you can try Dr Phil or Cosmo.  I hear they are full of all sorts of “useful” information.

Truly, RR

About VaVice 4 Dicks

About VaVice 4 Dicks

“My penis is such a dick.”  This is one of my favorite lines.

This page is dedicated to all men in search of answers to THOSE questions that only another woman could answer.

It all started so simply with a single coworker with woman troubles seeking my advice.  He would come in to the office weekly sometime more and simply say “I need to borrow your vagina again today”.  This meant “woman trouble, need help”. A language we developed over the years to cut right to the point.  What started as an occasional session “counseling on my couch” became a regular water cooler event.

I have no formal training and don’t pretend to know everything, usually, but I am a woman and I do have a vagina and not a penis.  Enough said.

So, I am here to offer you the same advice for the same price on your “female friend” issues.  Whether you are married, single, have a FWB (friend w/benefits), girlfriend, secret crush, a mother, sister or daughter I have the advice for you.

I hope to chat with you soon.