Getting it out of the way – Slang.

Getting it out of the way – Slang.

HER – Taco, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher’s mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard’s sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle’s doodle goes, altar of love, cupid’s cupboard, bird’s nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuckpocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken’s tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog’s mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of pl enty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man’s charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil’s hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian’s daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy’s pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian’s temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel’s smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.’s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n’ stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuckdonut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora’s box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

HIM-

Shorts Monkey, Trouser Trout,
Schlong,
Adolph,
Albino Cave Dweller,
baby-arm,
baby-maker,
baloney pony,
beaver basher,
beef whistle,
bell on a pole,
bishop,
Bob Dole,
boomstick,
braciole,
bratwurst,
burrito,
candle,
choad,
chopper,
chub,
chubby
cock,
cranny axe,
cum gun,
custard launcher,
dagger,
deep-V diver,
dick,
dickie,
ding dong mcdork,
dink, Dip Stick,
disco stick,
dog head,
dong,
donger,
dork,
dragon,
drum stick,
dude piston,
Easy Rider,
eggroll,
Excalibur,
fang,
ferret,
fire hose,
flesh flute,
flesh tower,
froto,
fuck rod,
fudge sickle,
fun stick,
gigi,
groin,
heat-seeking moisture missile,
hog,
hose,
jackhammer,
Jimmy,
John, Big John,
John Thomas,
Johnson,
joystick,
junk,
kickstand,
king sebastian,
knob,
krull the warrior king,
lap rocket,
leaky hose,
lingam,
little Bob,
little Elvis,
lizard,
longfellow,
love muscle,
love rod,
love stick,
luigi,
manhood,
mayo shooting hotdog gun,
meat constrictor,
meat injection,
meat popsicle,
meat stick,
meat thermometer,
member,
meter long king kong dong,
microphone,
middle stump,
Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love,
Mr. Knish,
mushroom head,
mutton,
netherrod,
old boy,
old fellow,
old man,
one-eyed monster,
one-eyed snake,
one-eyed trouser-snake,
one-eyed wonder weasel,
one-eyed yogurt slinger,
pecker,
Pedro,
peepee,
Percy,
peter,
Pied Piper, Pig Skin Bus,
pink oboe,
piss weasle,
piston,
plug,
pnor,
poinswatter,
popeye,
pork sword,
prick,
private eye,
private part,
purple-headed yogurt flinger,
purple-helmeted warrior of love,
quiver bone,
Ramburglar,
rod,
rod of pleasure,
roundhead,
sausage,
schlong,
schlong dongadoodle,
schmeckel,
schmuck, shmuck,
schnitzel,
schwanz,
schwartz,
sebastianic sword,
shaft,
short arm,
single barrelled pump action bollock yogurt shotgun
skin flute,,
soldier,
spawn hammer,
steamin’ semen truck,
stick shift,
surfboard,
Tallywhacker,
Tan Bannana,
tassle,
third leg,
thumper,
thunderbird,
thundersword,
tinker,
todger,
tonk,
tool,
trouser snake,
tubesteak,
twig (& berries),
twinkie,
wand,
wang,
wang doodle,
wanger,
wee wee,
whoopie stick,
wick,
wiener,
Wiener Schnitzel,
willy,
wing dang doodle,
winkie,
yingyang,
yogurt gun,
Schlongzilla,
Pennis the Menace,
Wrinklebeast,
Johnny Come Early,
Third Arm of Justice,
The Zipper Ripper,
Everybody Loves the Nubbin,
Gertrude Frankenstein, Beans and Franks,
Twinkie,
The Exxon Valdenis,
Abdullah (the Tent Maker),
Donald Pump,
Admiral James T. Cock,
President Johnson,
Kaptain Kielbasa,
Old Drizzly,
Chief of Staff, Smokey the Poll
Pope John Pole III,
Thor’s Hammer,
King Leer,
The Molten Mushroom,
Scepter of Sordidness,
Horseman of the Ahumpalypse,
Regurgitator of Rejuvenation,
E.T.’s Stinkfinger,
Niagara Balls,
Meat Maelstrom,
Trembling Torpedo,
King Ohyeah,
Buster McThunderstick,
Madeleine Albright,
The Viscount of Veins,
The New York Post,
Winnie the Cock,
The Fleshy Winnebago,
The Squinty Blowpop,
The Slim Reaper,
Jack Kerouwacker,
The Naughtiest Cardinal,
Master’s Pincushion,

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